Man calls

As i have said earlier and I repeat again! Work SMART not HARD

After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Sindhi man in Bombay callsis son inNew York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you thatyour mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!""Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you callyour sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heckthey're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She callsBombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not gettingdivorced.Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, andwe'll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says,"It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!